Health: Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant... - FML

By wastedbaby - 04/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 08:23 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

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Slippery slope

By ur_life_dus_suck - 21/01/2016 13:08 - United States - Wayne

Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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It's just liquid fun

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 05:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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Late night customers are the worst

By viviham - 04/05/2012 12:08 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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Top comments

jellybelliez 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:33

that's not cool

ilm350 7

Monday 4 July 2011 8:35

mom to be+beer= FML user hah

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Lexi_Ray 5

Monday 4 July 2011 8:37

I'm pretty sure it didn't do any damage because you spelled this FML just fine

cenax27 0

Monday 4 July 2011 11:48

um I didnt know we were in a spelling bee

yummycupkake 0

Monday 4 July 2011 13:28

well you already have the golden medal

lexeous 4

Monday 4 July 2011 8:37

Sorry that one beer means FML. Don't be so sensitive.

knocking 0

Monday 4 July 2011 10:46

If they drank one on video, chances are they drank more. And even one drink could potentially cause problems. I mean the risk is very small, but still.

geeksaresexy 18

Monday 4 July 2011 11:32

No one said she drank it, she may have been holding it for someone else.

GuidoCheese 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:38

Oh Gosh, f your life indeed. what if it's one of those 1% alcohol beers?

HoboPorn 1

Monday 4 July 2011 8:38

That explains so much.

hannahtaskey 9

Monday 4 July 2011 9:23

Your picture scared the crap out of me when I first glanced at it....

CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 4 July 2011 21:24

The caption scared me more.... then i looked again and my face became my picture.

birdfreak 24

Monday 4 July 2011 8:39

0.0 that's not good. are you like okay or something I'm not sure what to ask

alex6946 10

Monday 4 July 2011 8:40

well at least you are okay :), maybe..

Molzen 3

Monday 4 July 2011 8:40

it's college, shit happens.

Stumblebum30 5

Monday 4 July 2011 9:33

OP didn't say anything about college. His mother could have been in her 30's for all we know.

aguin8 0

Monday 4 July 2011 8:41

hahahaha that made my day

cenax27 0

Monday 4 July 2011 12:09

all I see is 2 girls in your picture, which one r u?

anakaren_831 1

Monday 4 July 2011 8:42

That explains alot!

JennaMarie420 2

Monday 4 July 2011 8:45

does it explain a lot?

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Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML

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