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look at the bright side! your fine and you got your FML posted!
Your mom "drunk" when she was pregnat with you, and you turned out fine? Thats a relief.
well see back in my dad beer was really abortion medicine
My grandmother attempted to abort my mum by drinking a lot of gin and throwing herself down the stairs..
That explains your SAT score.
ur mom is pregnant with you? i think u need better wording
Try reading it again... It's not that hard to understand. And you really don't have any room to talk about the way someone writes. At least not until you learn to use capital letters and figure out that typing an extra letter or two for words like "you" isn't that difficult, and it makes you look much more intelligent. For me, anyway, it's hard to take someone seriously when they don't use basic punction, capitalization, and/or spelling.
Did you just really take your time to criticize someone's spelling? My hero! :D
Maybe you were being a little b i t c h and wouldn't stop kicking her, so she needed to knock you out with some booze!
Trailer trash
Like a boss...
if i read the word 'explain' in one more comment, imma start roundhouse kicking people in the head. I really will do it. see my pic.
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that's not cool
mom to be+beer= FML user hah