Intimacy: Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf,...

By weeping_angel_ - 12/07/2014 14:00 - United States - Cortland

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

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By Bluetooth Connection - 01/10/2018 03:00

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 23:01

Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML

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By ptiluinthesky - 24/11/2008 02:56 - France

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 21:32 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Loud - 11/01/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I tried to turn my TV up. Unfortunately, the volume button got stuck, so it ended up turning all the way up to the max while I was listening to an already very loud song. If my neighbors didn't know I listen to a lot of blues rock, they do now. FML

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What's that buzzing?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 17:59 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, I thought I was in a relatively soundproof room before I started up my vibrator. It would have been, if the door wasn't wide open behind the curtains. FML

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Saturday 12 July 2014 19:23

I bet your neighbors enjoyed that;)

SunTzu2 9

Saturday 12 July 2014 19:26

Good vibrations huh!!

Comments

Testing1234 25

Saturday 12 July 2014 19:31

If you were deaf why would you have the TV on full blast?

iAlissa 34

Saturday 12 July 2014 19:33

Because he didn't know??

ladybugz23 13

Saturday 12 July 2014 19:52

jeez, thats not nice of you saying that..... I'm deaf and I have hearing aids on! some time I don't wear them.

Respect101 17

Saturday 12 July 2014 20:16

My Great Grandma wasn't deaf but extremely close to it, and she always had her TV on mute so it's not rude to question it. She used the subtitles.

kenoswild 14

Saturday 12 July 2014 22:24

I'm deaf sometimes other people turn volume up on purpose or family member was listening to the tv and I turn it on not knowing it's loud until someone says something or I put on hearing aids.

soigotaproblem 6

Sunday 27 July 2014 8:13

it was probably a computer/deaf people can feel the vibration of music and such and it's actually one of the coolest experiences ever if you haven't tried it get the earphones that block out like ALL noise and try it out. anyway that would be why he had it on full blast.