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By weeping_angel_ - 12/07/2014 14:00 - United States - Cortland

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, at 1 a.m., I had my headphones on trying to watch porn. I live in an apartment with thin ass walls anyway, and I didn’t realize my headphone jack had come undone. The volume was terrible on the video so I raised it louder, not realizing it until like maybe halfway through the video, and my window was also open. FML

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By Bluetooth Connection - 01/10/2018 03:00

Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 23:01

Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML

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By ptiluinthesky - 24/11/2008 02:56 - France

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 21:32 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML

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By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Loud - 11/01/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I tried to turn my TV up. Unfortunately, the volume button got stuck, so it ended up turning all the way up to the max while I was listening to an already very loud song. If my neighbors didn't know I listen to a lot of blues rock, they do now. FML

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Lioness8197 18

Saturday 12 July 2014 19:23

I bet your neighbors enjoyed that;)

SunTzu2 9

Saturday 12 July 2014 19:26

Good vibrations huh!!

Comments

Tortress7 3

Sunday 13 July 2014 4:46

If your deaf why do u have speakers???

Benji5155 2

Sunday 13 July 2014 4:52

"Cas you're not supposed to watch **** with a group of guys." *Castiel looks down* "And now he has a boner..."

luis111222 2

Sunday 13 July 2014 5:47

im new here. can someone explain to me what "OP" means.

abc_1_2_3 12

Sunday 13 July 2014 6:15

It stands for Optimistic Pig :3

pygmyangel 6

Sunday 13 July 2014 6:33

It stands for original poster.

HotShot313 15

Sunday 13 July 2014 7:23

You mean ****? :P

thenewgirl29 20

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:08

My elderly neighbour watched **** on full blast because I don't think his hearing aid works. I live in an apartment and once I ordered pizza and the delivery guy thought it was coming from my place.

1947Chevy 17

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:49

Maybe your neighbors thought you were getting some action in which case walk proudly like its nothing.

Epickitty58 29

Sunday 13 July 2014 21:58

Hope your neighbors enjoyed the background noise. They probably had to convince their kids that it was just a bad dream, no woman is choking down the hall.