Miscellaneous: Today, I was watching the show "Sixteen and Pregnant". I started...

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 03:30 - Canada

Today, I was watching the show "Sixteen and Pregnant". I started bawling when the girl's dirtbag boyfriend proposed to her with a $20 ring he bought from Walmart because I was so lonely and was jealous of her "romantic relationship". FML

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Same thing different taste

By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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You deserved it 5 752

Just a prank, bruh!

By VoodooPriestess - 03/06/2020 23:00

Today, while looking at engagement rings online, I started crying. Not because I'm getting married, but because the only proposal scenario my mind could concoct always ended with my boyfriend saying, "SIKE!" FML

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You deserved it 464

By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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You deserved it 116

By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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You deserved it 14 066

By dino0123 - 12/12/2012 17:51 - United States - Herndon

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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You deserved it 4 502

For better, for worse

By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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You deserved it 7 467

You big child

By Immature - 10/01/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of six years burst into tears and said yes repeatedly when I presented her with a ring. I then had to explain that it was a promise ring, not an engagement ring. She looked me in the eye and dumped me on the spot. Apparently, promise rings are for teenagers, not couples in their thirties. FML

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You deserved it 14 176

How can I put this…?

By jkl54 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States - Salem

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML

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You deserved it 6 708

So romantic

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 23:58 - United States - Denver

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML

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You deserved it 4 061

Happy days

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML

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You deserved it 1 111

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 9:28

Wasn't this posted by a dude? Your effin broke man, go get yourself a job, some friends and a girl. Then stop sitting around the house watching that brain rot.

mopho 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 12:38

Regardless of your genitalia, I regret to inform you that you are a girl.

Comments

lzmo 20

Wednesday 23 January 2013 22:31

you're a dude...

TheVirtousKnight 4

Wednesday 18 September 2013 5:48

Unlike all these other twatwaffles I actually feel your pain (of being lonely) I only have four friends and the most we do together is play DotA I often find myself crying about this to but to add to that fact (also to all those telling him to get a girl) I have been chasing the same girl since third grade it's my junior year and I haven't even kissed a girl since I want her to be my first kiss even though she has rejected me thrice getting a girl isn't that easy even four the nice guys and the douches

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 24 August 2014 18:20

Maybe a different show would be a better idea...maybe something more manly...

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 25 October 2014 4:56

Amber? Don't be jealous by them, their relationship is toxic.

shotgun_girl 17

Friday 11 December 2015 17:27

I look at most the girls on that show complaining about money then they have their hair done up and dyed with perfect get-up-early-to-do makeup and their designer jeans basically havin 100times better clothes than their child and desperately want to rip out their ovaries with a pair of grill tongs. Just sayin.