Poopoo peepee and Love: Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon...

By SprinklerDodger - 08/06/2012 23:54 - Denmark - Odense

Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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Party animal

By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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Put the booze down

By Anonymous - 13/08/2020 14:01

Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML

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NothingsEasy 4

Saturday 9 June 2012 9:17

And that's why you don't over drink ladies and gentleman

yoursucklives 36

Saturday 9 June 2012 9:16

that was bound to fail.

Comments

lottie333 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 19:53

yano whats funny the fact his name is sprinklerdodger and she tried to. sprinkle haha and missed xD

greeneyedpothead 10

Saturday 9 June 2012 21:49

Well, maybe you shouldn't write if you can't "handle" writing correctly either.

fenixtorador1 11

Saturday 9 June 2012 21:57

That's attractive...

ohmandapants 16

Sunday 10 June 2012 0:36

Oh the irony...please don't ever call someone else stupid ever again.

crazyluvbug 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 14:18

I've done it before, it's possible. I had a bad injury once down there when I was young ( bike accident) and I had to figure out a way to pee with out it burning the cut I had, because sitting and peeing made me scream in pain and cry. Basically you have to straddle it... Sorry if this is TMI for some ppl.

Wayne913 13

Sunday 10 June 2012 21:12

Lol. Hello Black Mail.

Foxtails 6

Monday 11 June 2012 23:55

I once had a friend come back from the bathroom and tell me she had tried to pee like a boy, but "got stuck." I'm not sure how she was doing it, but I'm 99.5% sure she was doing it incorrectly.

osteobabe 13

Tuesday 12 June 2012 11:32

The device you're thinking of is called a SheWee, it's a cardboard funnel. In my experience it has unfortunately never worked (out of festival desperation I have tried and failed multiple times).