By Indianagirl94 - 29/10/2012 22:22 - United States

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Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
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SeniorHaG 4

I guess your baby is hungry.

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prioo 6

He just wanted a little midnight snack without having to go all the way to the fridge.

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annie_nk 22

I know some guys who are curious about the taste. Seems your husband is one of those kind of guys.

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_wraith 15

I know of some women who are curious too. It's a pretty normal thing to wonder about.

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pink_raindrops 26

I know it's not bad to be curious but the problem that I see is that he did it while she was sleeping. It seems kinda creepy to me...if he mentioned he wanted to try it instead of sneaking it in her sleep I bet there wouldn't have been a problem.

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cis1den 0

**Abviously, He figured it probably taste better than that "Almond Milk"you bought..!!!!

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Geometric 18

That is not amoosing, your husband sucks

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HunterAlpha1 8

yes, he does suck, alot. on ****. when's the last time you sucked on a tit? hm?

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echosaints 5

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rawr_ily96 24

And the award for Least Creative Comment goes to...

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Jacquelinia 6

Oh come on, I bet everyone is secretly curious about what breast milk tastes like.

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TheSithAssassin 15

I have never made my curiosity a secret. :D

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pdp_fml 21

Wow, when my wife had our first baby, I asked her to let me try some milk and she let me! It tastes a little sweet and thin.

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pink_raindrops 26

Yeah, it's normal to be curious but is it also normal to sneak it while his wife is asleep?

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astralvagan 20

It tastes a bit like sweet cream..... Has about the same consistency also

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Your husband clearly has a fetish for it... should be more understanding.

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laden_swallow09 34

I don't see the fetish here. Who wouldn't be at the very least curious? Aside from prudes, of course.

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ICastillo 24

Hey breast milk is a good source of protein he just wanted to get big and strong. It's a win win though suck on some boobs and get rewarded with some milk.

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HighlandShadows 48

It's also supposed to help fight cancer.

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