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By Indianagirl94 - 29/10/2012 22:22 - United States

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Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
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SeniorHaG 4

I guess your baby is hungry.

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prioo 6

He just wanted a little midnight snack without having to go all the way to the fridge.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

The only reason I could think of as to why he would do that is because he was curious. I've tasted some by accident once and it was awful.

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astralvagan 20

I used to suck on my ex-wife's nipples. We later read that men are attracted to the pheromones secreted, and the general smell of it. It's perfectly normal.

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nowayisthisreal 4

The man is clearly thirsty. Give him a drink. Geez.

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_wraith 15

"Today, my husband woke me up." Yeah, you're right. She definitely didn't need to add the rest.

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dewdotcom 1

I would be worried if he starts to bring oreos to bed.

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Autocorrected 11

Sure he wasn't just trying to turn you on?

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lishajoy777 14

he's just letting his inner child out!

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peoplepainter 1

So what? The only part that *might* suck here is being woken up, and I bet if you weren't so upright, he would've waited til you were awake!

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