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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 12:00

Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML

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Human! I request petting!

By Anonymous - 07/11/2022 06:00

Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 08:01

Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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By Sleepless in Juneau - 26/11/2018 19:00 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, my housemate's cat began meowing at 2:15am. After about 10 minutes of continuous caterwauling, it finally shut up. Almost immediately afterwards, a car with thumping bass music pulled up to idle in the street right outside my window. FML

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Surprise, human!

By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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By Cat Piss - 15/12/2013 16:58 - United States - Lavon

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

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By SeeMeInTheDark - 07/12/2009 08:54 - United States

Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML

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Wake up, human!

By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:41

Meow.

13BlackCat 2

Monday 9 March 2009 18:31

coming from someone who has three cats... that is no surprise. that is such a cat thing. i love this story. it brightens my day

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popoman 0

Monday 17 August 2009 17:59

You should eat it... Meow!

Goob_the_dude 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 5:08

Duh duh daaaaaaaaaaaaaa

somename1223132 5

Friday 6 November 2009 4:55

Did you pick it up an throw it

SlightlyObsessed 0

Monday 22 February 2010 15:57

Talk about animal cruelty! :O

pooda50 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 3:36

why's this an fml? not seeing the point in this, its just a cat?

sgnrulz 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:49

That would probably have scared the shit out of me.

Taconuggets 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 17:17

If I would've seen that cat next to me like that, I would've punched the shit out of it!

Omi381 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 8:03

LoL soo funny my cat does this to me all the time :)

NordicFailure 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 0:00

Story of my life.

Taq_fml 0

Friday 10 June 2011 7:11

it's a... NINJA CAT!!

bellacatdaydream 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:10

Awwww, the cat likes you!

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