Work: Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day...

By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:25 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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By Wraith - 06/11/2013 17:27 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML

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By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

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By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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By embarassed - 14/01/2011 10:11 - United States

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

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By anon - 16/11/2022 18:00

Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML

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By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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Clarinetrox 19

Friday 13 May 2011 18:49

I guess picking your nose isn't always a bad thing

bethany_camille 0

Friday 13 May 2011 18:49

hey how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it!!! :D but that sucks!!!

Comments

FreebirdIII 1

Friday 13 May 2011 21:47

Welcome to Walmart

california283 6

Friday 13 May 2011 21:52

so how did you see the booger if it was only visible when you smiled? did you smile at yourself in the mirror..

bitchsexXd 0

Friday 13 May 2011 21:54

CLDBL00DED 0

Friday 13 May 2011 22:13

Walmart greeter?

Omgpwned1234 0

Friday 13 May 2011 22:27

if he was a wal mart greeter he would be too old to post this

clue_me_in 20

Friday 13 May 2011 22:18

Omgpwned1234 0

Friday 13 May 2011 22:25

Simple solution. Dont smile.

VickyG17 4

Friday 13 May 2011 23:19

bloody nasty thing mate *british accent* it could be worst though, imagine walking around with one eyebrow not filled in..

DeLpHe3zY 7

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:18

Do you have friends in the workplace?

alexg823 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:40

jess6blondie9 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 8:45

No big deal. It happens to the best of us. I'm surprised that no one let you know that it was there. It would have been nice if someone did so that you didn't have a big ol booger on the tip of your nose all day long. :/