Work: Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day...

By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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You deserved it 5 973

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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You deserved it 23 978

By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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You deserved it 49 927

By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML

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You deserved it 50 437

By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:25 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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You deserved it 30 142

By Wraith - 06/11/2013 17:27 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 4 803

By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 473

You deserved it 8 466

By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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You deserved it 30 961

By embarassed - 14/01/2011 10:11 - United States

Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

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You deserved it 5 367

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By anon - 16/11/2022 18:00

Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML

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You deserved it 234

By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 389

You deserved it 5 725

Clarinetrox 19

Friday 13 May 2011 18:49

I guess picking your nose isn't always a bad thing

bethany_camille 0

Friday 13 May 2011 18:49

hey how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it!!! :D but that sucks!!!

Comments

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 13 May 2011 19:16

That 'snot funny.

XxEmoSnowboarder 8

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:20

^ lol

XxAndyasphixiate 1

Saturday 14 May 2011 18:32

Hahah (:

dreamering 16

Friday 13 May 2011 19:20

Learn how to smile with your lips and not your nose

hihi1212 1

Friday 13 May 2011 19:30

you nasty thing.clearly you dont lookin the mirror at all

Scalabrine44 0

Friday 13 May 2011 19:53

has anyone told you youre a bitch? all your comments are bitchy as ****

abluekiwi 0

Friday 13 May 2011 21:31

Agreed.

Scalabrine44 0

Friday 13 May 2011 22:17

hey 37, did you make an FML about your mom breaking you and your gf up? It would probably get on (;

HannahForbesxo 13

Friday 13 May 2011 22:24

Do not feed the troll.

wazzup182FML 3

Friday 13 May 2011 19:35

what do you expect, its friday 13th

sheethapins 13

Friday 13 May 2011 20:19

Yep, FML database might shut down do to FML overloads today.

TraceCase_ 19

Friday 13 May 2011 19:40

I like to hit up a mirror real quick once or twice throughout the day, just to make sure everything's still in order. Strangers aren't gonna tell ya you have a bat in the cave!

traze 7

Friday 13 May 2011 20:32

Hey nice name,the first part.

VickyG17 4

Friday 13 May 2011 23:22

#21, sorry for being a geek or something but your picture is not funny at all, considering the dramatic events of that day and the kid running in this condition.. yeah, thumb me down all you want...

TraceCase_ 19

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:05

It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to make you think and raise awareness to things that most people accept without thinking twice about. It's a Banksy. He's an underground street artist who does a lot of controversial pieces. I just happen to be fond of his work, not trying to offend anyone. I'll go ahead and change it for ya.