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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I was working as the shift manager at my job at a fast food restaurant. Our company policy states that all employees must be clean shaven before coming to work. I had to inform one of the employees, Kris, that they had to shave before clocking in. Kris is a woman. FML

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By hcfan - 14/04/2009 11:18 - Australia

Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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By hairy - 25/02/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I told my boss I was bored of being a cashier and would rather go to food prep. He told me I couldn't because my arms were too hairy. I'm a sixteen year old girl. FML

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By S…… - 23/11/2016 21:14

Today, the district manager visited. Also today, I got called into the office to talk about "personal hygiene". The assistant store manager asked me if I had some kind of medical problem and advised me to shower regularly because my co-workers have been making comments. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 18:10 - United States - Gerber

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML

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The cliché is true

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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By definitelynotugly - 02/12/2018 12:00

Today, I had a morning shift at the restaurant and didn't feel like wearing makeup. I was energetic and greeted everyone happily, but my manager told me I looked tired. I said, "Oh no I'm just not wearing makeup!" He said, "Well, you might need it." FML

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By StudMuffinette - 18/07/2011 19:40 - United States

Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

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Lookin' good

By scruffy - 10/05/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML

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By Mustache - 03/11/2020 14:02 - Austria

Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:27

Hahaha, I lol'd at this. That sucks.

bobbybill0519 7

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:45

121 since when did all comments have to be funny?

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Wendelaa 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:03

how is this **** your life? more like, **** her life.. :P

xx_Jean_xx 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 17:22

Rules are rules

Hurt16 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 13:36

hahahaha... this isn't really a FML for her it would b but your just a messenger...

Snickerdoodlez 0

Friday 25 December 2009 6:19

Lmao. That's jacked up.

HeroB 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 10:49

really sympathize for you there, just wondering what she said or did back to you?

Xephyr 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:28

I would just make a broad, general statement. "Remember, everybody has to shave!" and try to make it sound like you you weren't talking to just her

sukhdeep 4

Saturday 1 May 2010 4:02

not funny.…

damador 0

Monday 24 May 2010 2:33

Haha that's just plain funny.

criminalmind 10

Tuesday 22 June 2010 22:22

how's this ur fml?

chickletno1 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 20:10

I would do it just so that u can point out to her that she should look in the mirror sometimes and realize that she is a jungle. I don't like how some people don't give a shit about appearances. in Europe people dress up nice even if they simply take the garbage out. I should know. my mom yells at me if I don't :P