Work and Animals: Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded...

By Kaite - 03/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML

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By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 826

By xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo - 21/05/2016 12:57 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML

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You deserved it 1 159

By ihatemyjob - 12/09/2010 07:23 - Canada

Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

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Jan scams again

By jb100 - 24/07/2015 20:08 - United States - Perryville

Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML

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That's no excuse

By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 08:00

Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML

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You deserved it 75

By YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER - 20/07/2013 17:47 - United States - Sherwood

Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 458

By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML

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Lost the plot

By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Thursday 3 May 2018 1:45

Why did she think she’s entitled to free food?

Mega Firebeast 8

Thursday 3 May 2018 1:53

the hell is wrong with people lmao

Comments

WyldGundam 19

Thursday 3 May 2018 5:57

Gosh I really hope it was just water.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 3 May 2018 8:04

There was probably some pee in it.

Madrias 36

Thursday 3 May 2018 14:44

After she sprayed you in the face, you should've given her a knuckle sandwich.

MannyWasHere 12

Thursday 3 May 2018 19:21

Hiss at her and scare her off

White Trash 10

Thursday 3 May 2018 20:01

It must've been a joke.

Greatness Inc 12

Thursday 3 May 2018 20:02

you can find lots if weird people at Soobway

MidnaLink 33

Friday 4 May 2018 2:04

You mean like people who can’t spell SUBWAY?

Greatness Inc 12

Friday 4 May 2018 4:04

Soobway is a reference to TheOdd1sOut

RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 May 2018 7:16

Not as weird as those who frequent Domway!

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 3 May 2018 20:17

I hope you can charge her with assault.

Davros 12

Friday 4 May 2018 0:12

that's assault. I would have hissed and swatted her in the face

Des Williams 1

Thursday 10 May 2018 21:21

Yo, I work at Subway too and there are some ******* rude and weird ass people that come in. I have a guy who yells at his son for wanting nacho Doritos instead of cool ranch, and the kid asks politely and everything. He'll scream at him and tell him to get the cool ranch ones or nothing at all.