Miscellaneous: Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady...

By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By lover21 - 08/05/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:29 - United Kingdom

Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML

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Just pish yerself

By Anonymous - 30/10/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 05:58 - Canada

Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 17:51 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

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Nearly home

By clumsycat - 30/06/2017 15:54

Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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By Lydlsis - 30/10/2015 23:53 - United States

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML

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uneekfreak16 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:10

Wow... what do you say after that? Was she retarded? And I mean that seriously.

Wambler 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:10

I bet that was awkward

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JOELY_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:38

You're probably going to appear in some kind of porno

dancernf 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 1:47

where did that come from?

dany_luvs_music 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:47

wow FYL. lmfao at #8

fearinabottle 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:50

well, atleast you dont have ppl finger painting with their own shit on the bathroom walls.

G_tastic 0

Monday 3 August 2009 10:04

wow fyl if you work at a place where that happens.....fingerpainting in their own crap....peeing on floors wtf people need to stay off drugs

turtlellama 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:33

#15 was making a reference to an old FML.

fearinabottle 0

Monday 3 August 2009 22:39

i actually wasnt. its happens a lot in fast food. i have no idea what pocesses ppl to do it

giganticbrain 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:45

possesses*

RaspberryK 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 10:36

It's a type of mental illness. My grandma was a rn at a mental hospital. I've heard a lot of stories about it

BLNovelist 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:53

Wow....what possesses people to find that sort of thing acceptable? Wow, I'd have told her to clean it up and then to get out and never come back. :/

BrownieBoy90 0

Monday 3 August 2009 10:02

Are YOU mentally retarded? A woman was just peeing in his shop, not only is it disgusting it's downright weird.

fmavie 10

Monday 3 August 2009 10:04

wow, #17...how is someone urinating on the floor of your shop right before you're meant to go home NOT an fml? tell me you would honestly not think "**** my life" if someone did that to you.