By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
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uneekfreak16 0

Wow... what do you say after that? Was she retarded? And I mean that seriously.

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connalH 0

why would 'are you going into labour?' be the first thing you think of?

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teehee520 0

OP thought she broke her water, if she had one to begin with, and the person must have been somewhat fat.

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kaycee1996 5

Coz that makes more sense than a fully grown woman just pissing on the floor

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kaelendra 0

This is why if it's not allowed stores and such should be able to legally impose fines on anyone doing that kinda thing... or those responsible for them if they're too young or unable to be held responsible for such things. Should be decently sized too with half going to the cops whom have to come and make sure they're ticketed right and half to the store for cleanup though the person should be forced to assist in cleaning their own mess too or double the fine.

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ChefFrenchie 0

In reply to #26 And what about the elderly people who can't physically hold it or get down on the floor and help clean it up, or children who are basically in the same situation? Pregnant women, as stated in other replies, would also sometimes not be able to hold it and it would be quite difficult for them to get down and help mop it up. Where is your sense of compassion? Yes this was gross and most definitely an FML for the OP. My point is that certain life circumstances would make imposing a fine cruel and unfair. Yes I agree if it is a perfectly coherent and physically capable adult or someone high on something a fine should be imposed. Those people can help themselves and there is no excuse in those cases.

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monicamischief 0

as they said, for elderly or young people, the person that is responsible for them should be forced to help in the clean up. at least, that's what i think was being said. in any case, if you know you have issues with that sort of thing, you should make sure that you piss before you ******* go out anywhere. you can't tell me that in 15 minutes of getting to a store someone would piss themselves, my god. and if that is the case, wear a ******* diaper. you make it sound as if people should not take responsibility for themselves. : /

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AloysiusWeasley 15

This. What the ****, the least you can do is make sure you're adequately prepared when you go out in public if you have issues like that. I don't care how broken you are, you should at least have the basic understanding that people should not have to clean up your bodily fluids. >:/

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BLNovelist 0

#66, that is what I was thinking. If you are that prone to wetting yourself (to the point that you would CALMLY STAND THERE while it occurs), wear a damned diaper.

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boredinjp 15

I thought public urinating was illegal in NC. Did you call the cops or something? In any case, FYL.

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uj_fml 4

Uhh, if it was an accident that's not too bad... This one is really messed up, FYL

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je_vous_aime 0

and it was right before closing.

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zee209 0

I hate customers..That happened at my job once, except the lady peed on the sales floor.

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zee209 0

Are you kidding me?! The lady came in and peed on the floor! Right before closing! Of course is was an FML!

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waterynuggets 0

Oh Linda Blair

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xianwei 0

she must have been really fat for you to think she was going into labour

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