Miscellaneous: Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady...

By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By lover21 - 08/05/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 05:58 - Canada

Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 17:51 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

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By clumsycat - 30/06/2017 15:54

Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By I'm so wet, baby - 28/11/2014 17:27 - United Kingdom

Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML

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By Lydlsis - 30/10/2015 23:53 - United States

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML

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uneekfreak16 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:10

Wow... what do you say after that? Was she retarded? And I mean that seriously.

Wambler 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:10

I bet that was awkward

Comments

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Monday 3 August 2009 14:40

wow dude, i do not miss retail in the least...FYL for sure, were there any (other) signs of mental illness? did you call the police or anything? because that isn't something you do and act as if it's a plain-as-day kind of thing...

liveBabylon 0

Monday 3 August 2009 15:29

Back when I was in like I think middle school I was ridding the bud and some sped girl just pulled down her pants and pooped, she was not kicked of the bud

spoke1396 4

Tuesday 12 January 2010 21:49

whats the bud

kaycee1996 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 11:26

I think she means bus?

genius_man16 0

Monday 3 August 2009 15:30

Maybe she thought the OP had a peeing fetish and just wanted some late night action?

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Monday 3 August 2009 15:36

WTF?

Howdyplz 2

Monday 3 August 2009 15:47

EW, did you press charges? I think it's illegal to pee in public in NC. Or did you at least make her help clean it or something? That's just plain gross. BTW, to all the people saying "old lady", she couldn't have ben THAT old if OP thought she was going into labor.

DanceDiva1496 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:05

Wow, she couldn't get to a restroom? Secondly, if she was going into labor, she would look pregnant.

missvictoria_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:20

Not necessarily. Have you not seen the "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"? Half those girls had no weight gain.

zombie_pie 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:07

not necessarily. some people don't show much or are already so fat that you can't tell.

missvictoria_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:15

Haha Amber. You work in South Carolina at a strip mall in a Bra store. She "had an accident". I seriously can't understand why she didn't go to the bathroom first. Or leave the store and come back. I love you Amber!

19fml18 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:27

Dèjá vu or repost

graciexx10 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:37

Ew. I feel so bad for you. Was she like, super fat or something? She had to at least be a little chubby for you to think she was going into labor? Or maybe she was actually pregnant, and just really had to pee?

kirby1026 0

Monday 3 August 2009 17:18

Maybe she thought the lady was going into labor because the lady was pregnant. And since the baby is on top of her bladder, she really needed to pee and couldn't hold it in any longer. Or, she is disgusting. One or the other.