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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML

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By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:19

Well at least it was a dramatic finish!

greenltrn2003 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:23

**** the drama lets party!!!!!!!!!

Comments

White667 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 2:23

This shouldn't be FML, You should have pretended it was a joke and you meant to do it.

inside_joke 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 2:24

lmao I definitely did the *unce unce unce* out loud when I saw it typed out but yeah lights are tough to work with.

fentoozlerr 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 2:29

kick ass :]

Bsquared_21 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 2:44

OMG! something very similar like that happened to me. I'm in the Tech Crew at my high school and a few years back we were doing The Wizard of Oz and right in the middle of the performance two guys in our booth were screwing around and were pushing each other and one of them ran into the close curtain button during the show! We quickly tired to get it back open and eventually did but everyone was looking back at us and the director was coming over our comm system and was screaming at us like "What the hell is going on up there"! So the director spent the rest of the show up there with us. So yes, I know exactly how you feel and it Sucks!

dnb23 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 2:51

If you're going to screw up, screw up big. Throw some party music in with the lights and play it off.

crazycontagious 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 3:06

Flashing party lights are better than blackouts any day. You win sir, you win.

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 5 August 2009 3:14

During the last play I was in, one of the Techies screwed up and turned on the wrong music Thankfull it was at a rehearsal. You can sometimes play off of messed up lighting, but when a totally misplaced song comes on its a little harder. At least fireworks for a kiss make sense. Picture Jai Ho at a funeral.