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By wrestling probs - 26/05/2015 02:24 - United States

Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2023 10:00

Today, and for a few days, I've been sick, vomiting, with fever from a stomach bug. I was in the middle of a figure skating competition when it happened. I had just won and was gearing up for day two. I also just lost a best friend after they asked me to throw the competition and I declined. FML

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By grlzze444 - 16/11/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML

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By Weak Disposition - 27/04/2012 04:29 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By jj - 07/11/2014 05:47 - Australia - Windermere Park

Today, I was sick and had soccer trials on the same day. At the soccer trials, the coach called me over and told me I was doing really good and to keep it up. I said thanks and vomited on him. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

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By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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Who gave him that?

By Ewyucky - 21/06/2022 06:00 - Canada - Wilberforce

Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML

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lex1459 38

Tuesday 26 May 2015 12:19

I would probably just tell everyone that I won anyway.

tylercarolinex 21

Tuesday 26 May 2015 12:19

not your fault he can't handle it!

Comments

Cammi0 18

Tuesday 26 May 2015 12:47

I moderated this one haha

idxntgiveafxck 17

Tuesday 26 May 2015 12:51

If he didn't deny that you hit him in the stomach then he's a pussy.

Dramori 29

Tuesday 26 May 2015 13:01

That kid's got some sick moves, to win like that!

DaRito 25

Tuesday 26 May 2015 13:07

Yell "GG NO RE! GET WRECKED! OOOOOH!!" At the top of your lungs

CharlesEmersonW 31

Tuesday 26 May 2015 13:15

Maybe your energy was so powerful (DragonBallZ like) that it hit him in the gut ^^ Don't stress over it, you know you won fair and square, that's what counts the most.

kaitlynjane 28

Wednesday 27 May 2015 13:35

Hmm... I wonder what the scouter would say about his power level.

Wolfipoo 31

Tuesday 26 May 2015 13:17

That sucks OP, that is his problem, and even if you did somehow cause it, it should've still be his loss.

xluciferx666 21

Tuesday 26 May 2015 13:22

He was so intimidated by your sick wrestling skills that he threw up all over himself

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 26 May 2015 13:37

Wrestling has nothing to do really with hitting someone unless they are trying to find a way to keep the winner for winning...you were all set up OP they just didn't you to dominate so they had to find a way to disqualify you... Okay I know that's not accurate but seriously they need to record video and play it back in slow motion to find out if a foul was given

kinky44 28

Tuesday 26 May 2015 21:58

You don't know how wrestling works, do you?

THEDUDE1553566 24

Wednesday 27 May 2015 4:06

What are you talking about? Please don't comment on a sport you don't know

sealealy 6

Wednesday 27 May 2015 6:28

Idk where you live, but at least in the US wrestling does not get enough support to afford slow motion cameras and operators. Getting all of the necessary equipment isn't even a given.