Miscellaneous: Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because...

By Rapunzel - 18/03/2012 20:02 - United States - Tucson

Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML

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By notthesame - 18/08/2016 04:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my overprotective dad bolted all of my windows shut so that I don't turn out like my sister and sneak out or sneak boys in. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By cock sauce - 09/06/2012 21:15 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

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Well played

By stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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By gottapee - 26/04/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML

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By Tired - 05/08/2010 18:38 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML

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You must be up to something

By Anonymous - 01/07/2022 00:00

Today, my stepmom accused me of creeping around, acting sneaky, and maybe even planning to kill her in her sleep because I’m "still angry at my dad divorcing my mom and marrying her." All I did was get up at 2 a.m. for a pee at coincidentally the same time as she was going outside for a cigarette. FML

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By Lola - 08/08/2010 14:32 - United Kingdom

Today, we got new doors fitted. There were new locks on the bathroom, to the reluctance of my mother, who thought one of us would lock ourselves in. "Only an idiot would lock themselves in," I said, and shut the door to demonstrate. I locked myself in. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 14:28 - United States

Today, I again had to quietly sneak in through my bedroom window. I don't live with my parents. I go through my window because my cat thinks everyone who walks in through the door at night is a burglar or something and attacks them. FML

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swoozie23 6

Monday 19 March 2012 1:25

Put your own lock on his bedroom door

upyourzlolz 11

Monday 19 March 2012 1:31

In case of fire: 1) Lay down 2) Die

Comments

dragonmirado 12

Monday 19 March 2012 11:08

Haha, I laughed so hard when I read the username :D

leviosarain91 0

Monday 19 March 2012 12:06

Sounds like Vernon Dursley from Harry Potter

puppie406 23

Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:44

Lol just call Fred , George and Ron!! Mischief Managed!

natural711 6

Monday 19 March 2012 12:42

your step father? thats not even your father who the **** cares stand up to his ass, your mother shud put her foot down. locks on a window that's stupid, and immature, and a threat to your own safety under your roof. thts some bullshit

zjnoose 0

Monday 19 March 2012 13:40

Cut the locks and get the same ones from the store and have the keys to yourself

Bobtheepicone 2

Monday 19 March 2012 13:54

Thats kind of illegal.

theonlysweetpea 10

Monday 19 March 2012 14:06

Logically what he did was stupid. In case of a fire, you could be in real trouble. As for "his house, his rules" like someone mentioned, who said it was his house? She might not even be a minor. Respect is respect but people truly think anyone younger (or older) than themselves don't deserve any. Though in the stepfather's defense, she could be the only (young) girl in the house

Nursewilly 0

Monday 19 March 2012 14:16

Locks on the window? Follow these important safety steps in case of fire: Step 1: Have bolt cutters handy. Step 2: Pick up bolt cutters. Step 3: Throw bolt cutters through window. Step 4: Think about how much trouble you're now in for breaking a window, and realize that next time step-dad will put bars on the window. Step 5: FYL

miles1b 0

Monday 19 March 2012 16:20

Look at the bright side. Now you have an excuse to break windows and get away with it

ducky42 1

Monday 19 March 2012 16:49

Ok thank you people, I was being sarcastic retards And her step father has no rights to do that becaus he is not biologically related or legally allowed to do so. An web if it is his house, go right ahead but it's a fire hazard. Learn sarcasm assholes