By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
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kelciimackk 24

Does he work at Booger King? I'm sorry for making a joke, it snot funny.

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papygeorges 17

I would feel sick too if I were you... The bastard did not even offer to share! How selfish is that!

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jchast98 8

I don't understand why people do that its the one of the worst things to see. My mom said when I was younger I always thought it was gross when other kids done that.

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Dexter83_fml 17

That is ******* gross. Sorry but your boyfriend is a neanderthal

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kemando 22

why. why. why. the ONLY time any booger to mouth contact is remotely acceptable a runny nose in the cold outside winter, or whilst in a swimming pool through accidental contact.

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snarkytruth 37

Noooo! Still not acceptable. Forgivable yes but never accepted as ok. Shudder. Yuck!

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snarkytruth 37

You mean ex boyfriend right? Sorry but that's a deal breaker for me. I couldn't even think about kissing him after that.

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SookyLala 13

no we don't I'm a man. I eat steak not boogers, don't use that weird and false excuse to eat snot.

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Dexter83_fml 17

For those people saying "all men do it" you are very wrong

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pasupathymuthu 16

Did you have the honour of kissing his lips after this episode? Or did you have the honour of being touched by those fingers of his?

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xxxxqazwsxedc1 8

If he's comfortable doing that in your presence, you gotta remember that's the same mouth you kiss. Fyl

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deguwrangler 7

That's disgusting... you mean ex-boyfriend right?

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