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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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Seduction technique

By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By rozziepop - 30/03/2012 05:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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Stay classy

By militarywife2b - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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kelciimackk 24

Saturday 6 February 2016 8:39

Does he work at Booger King? I'm sorry for making a joke, it snot funny.

papygeorges 17

Saturday 6 February 2016 8:49

I would feel sick too if I were you... The bastard did not even offer to share! How selfish is that!

Comments

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 6 February 2016 14:27

This is the last time I look at FML while eating.

oasis359 13

Saturday 6 February 2016 15:12

youv got a keeper.

pixierara 28

Saturday 6 February 2016 15:12

I almost threw up just reading this

citrusglass 22

Saturday 6 February 2016 15:14

Just reading that's description made me loose my appetite.

cheshireau 26

Saturday 6 February 2016 15:32

Oh OP, I've have the exact same thing happen to me. I refused to kiss him after that. He was in his 30's.

nodai 13

Saturday 6 February 2016 15:36

Perhaps all men pick their noses, but I always have a tissue on hand. That's not something I'd subjegate myself to. It is ironic, however, that so many men have a fear of oral xD

TomeDr 24

Saturday 6 February 2016 15:56

For everyone upset by the "all men do it" phrase, it's a reference from the movie Frozen.

captainsmegma 12

Saturday 6 February 2016 16:25

Jealous he didn't share?

musicallabero3 15

Saturday 6 February 2016 16:35

my boyfriend did that once and I thought he had eaten it so I questioned him in horror. and he said no but I didn't believe him. I just laughed it off and didn't kiss him till later or if I forgot he even did it.