By Purplexus - 02/01/2014 14:13 - Turkey - Ankara

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML
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Purplexus 14

Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha

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saxybandgeek 14

He sounds like a crazy chemistry professor

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steffidallasbfl 16

Did he realize he coulda taken the cigarette out if his mouth, put it in the fire, then put it back in his mouth.?

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Purplexus 14

He decided a life without risks is the worst way to go.

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aecribb 14

Cigars are somewhat difficult to light at times and it generally works better if one is inhaling while lighting it.

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juan3611 14

Sounds like a fun teacher

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howdoilogin 9

My guess is he's more of an English or Political Science major, right?

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Mr_Trollington 2

By any chance is your father's name Kramer?

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