By Purplexus - 02/01/2014 14:13 - Turkey - Ankara

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML
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You deserved it 5 378

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Purplexus 14

Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha

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outoftown 26

And thus a family and college legend was born! If he gets tired of teaching literature and philosophy, he could try stand-up comedy.

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Purplexus 14

Great idea! I'll be sure to share that comment with him.

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oly49 10

sounds like real OG rite der wish my pops was dat cool btw does he smoke weed?? :p jus asking dont hate

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8born8 18

The only thing we hate, is your abhorrent sentence structure, dismal spelling and appalling grammar. Comments are supposed to invoke thought processes, not induce headaches. To my dismay, butchered abominations such as this, are becoming increasingly prevalent. R.I.P English vernacular, we hardly knew ye.

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Purplexus 14

Yeah, my father is a pretty cool dude. No, he does not indulge in the use of marijuana. Reading over your comment, I can't help but think that you may belong in one of his literature lectures perhaps.

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Bentonic 11

#77 got burned worse than OP's father!

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ahippienamedrae 10

That's actually not a bad take on the situation.

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Purplexus 14

Honestly i still do not understand how i deserved it on this one

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Bacontree 14

I always click "you deserved it" when I don't think someone's life sucks because of what they posted. :p College professors are known to be a bit wonky, aren't they?

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aecribb 14

I don't feel that you deserved it, but I also don't feel that your life sucks because of your father's quirky and entertaining behavior. There needs to be more than just the 2 options for some FML's.

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Coeliacchic93 21

Could be accidental clicks. I've done that a few times before when I'm scrolling on my phone.

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Batterypost 23

I clicked YDI because I don't think having a rad father makes your life suck, and there is no "Wow, that's amazing!"-button.

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Xotoolyxo 16

Everybody makes mistakes, no need to judge him

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Ashton91230 12

That would be a fun sight for his students

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jh921971 10

No professor is has a PhD on everything...

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FelixJC 14

This isn't an FML. Not even a FHL. It's just awesome.

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