By Purplexus - 02/01/2014 14:13 - Turkey - Ankara

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML
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Purplexus 14

Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha

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SunTzu2 9

Very noble and good sense if humor your old man has!! Be proud of him

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lonelystrangers 7

that's pretty funny, have to say I've done it while cooking with oil, not fun

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VasNormandy 14

You're dad sounds cute. Maybe try appreciating his humour!

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JMichael 25

This reminds me of my old chemistry professor who used hold a cigarette in one hand and a piece of chalk in the other. He'd forget which hand had which and end up stick the piece of chalk in his mouth. But damn was he an awesome professor!

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derjoachim 6

OP has an eccentric father. Not really FML worthy.

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Ihavegas 22

this guy is my new best mate, stop being a douche to your dad.

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Purplexus 14

Hey, I was never being a douche, simply creatively messing around with his 'smart' lifestyle. He really is a great man and I really appreciate him, thanks for commenting.

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jloko16 11

Wouldn't it be FHL? He is the one who got his hair burnt off, not you..

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