By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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Calyx_fml 21

Pitch them all up with gloves and leave them on his front doorstep with a note "I believe this is yours".

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Gandalf_22222 1

When you see this happening, immediately walk over to the neighbour's lawn and take a crap

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stormchaser24 24

firecrackers in bag of dog poop then light on fire. or airsoft gun.

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jmpeters 4

you should call the non emergency police for your area. ordinances differ with location so ask them what to do. if it dont work landmines sound like a good idea...

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fatheadedsnail 15

Or you can go with the real landmine idea. that might be worth watching

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M00N25 0

Pick the poop up and put it on their lawn or side walk...

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ohmandapants 16

So instead of confronting your neighbor, you wrote "cut it out" on a sign and stuck it on your lawn? Well then YDI.

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mrtoothpick 11

Take a video of him doing this for proof. Then go outside with a bucket and gloves. Fill up your bucket with dog crap. Proceed to throw the dog crap all over your neighbors house while he is away. He should get the hint. If not, prosecute him for trespassing.

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LMeltdown 4

The suggestion of black pepper is good - I'd put CAYENNE pepper all over - you can get a monster bucket of it for cheap at Costco. That will burn their nose, eyes and poop-chute opener (if you will) yet is not dangerous. But a lesson will be learned by the dog - the harder lesson is the rude pig of a neighbor.

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