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By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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arcetti 3

Civilized places allow you to call the authorities.

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oops_im_fucked 8

You should empty your bowels on his lawn...

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KayleeFrye 39

I do feel really bad for you, but I HAD to click YDI. Why? Because you say things like, "piss-pipes, poop-chutes, and dog logs." I'm really sorry! Your neighbor sucks, though. I hope you figure out how to make them stop.

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SpookyInk 5

Defiantely call the cops. Or turn on the sprinklers in the middle of the act.

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White_Knightspc 0

Invest in a BB Gun. He will learn where to let the dogs drop their bombs from then on.

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bcurry3 0

"accidentally" run over the dog. =)

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Ilawlatu 2

My friend had this happen. He and his roommates started ******** on his lawn at night. The guy got the message.

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massacreman3000 1

do what i do when the neighbors piss me off, start your car, roll tjenwindows down a crack, blast the radio, and then leave it running, but lock it with your keyless entry

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