By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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misabel90 6

Shoot ur neighbor with a paintball gun

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timtuttlez 1

Do it. Animals ****** suck anyway. So do people like the asshole doing that.

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pacstorm 0

Take photos of them on your property and call the police

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redneck2599 7

Don't be a bitch about it confront him and tell him that you don't like it and to please stop. And I'd he doesn't turn the hose on at least his dog. Stan up to a bully and they back down

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horseracingjocey 0

it's simple, put up no trespassing signs and the next time he comes into your yard, call the police. or if you live in Texas and they come on your property, shoot him! lol

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thegame713 0

ROFL one of the funniest fmls I've seen

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