Animals: Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let... - FML

By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML

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wags34 2

Monday 22 August 2011 23:25

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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xfyre 11

Monday 22 August 2011 19:03

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

Yngve_fml 9

Monday 22 August 2011 19:13

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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sleepereffect 0

Monday 22 August 2011 22:15

Take a pic and file a police report in violation of local ordinances.

Jaimegirl 7

Monday 22 August 2011 22:16

My property is being violated so I'm going to complain on the internet instead of filing a complaint to the police...

hyden121 2

Monday 22 August 2011 22:17

Walk outside and spray them down with a hose... Ever see "Me, Myself, and Irene"? Squat in his yard and take a dump.

countelmo 4

Monday 22 August 2011 22:17

pick up the poop and put it all over his yard.

lesliej01 0

Monday 22 August 2011 22:20

So many puns in this one...

sundancekid2112 0

Monday 22 August 2011 22:21

Pick it up an leave it all on his door step. Worked for me!

gofferurself 10

Monday 22 August 2011 22:22

put up a fence, problem solved. If he touches your fence, then call the cops

smexehXredhead0 0

Monday 22 August 2011 22:23

Call the cops. My mom did that to her neighbor. Problem was solved. They got a fine and everything.

chanteezy01 0

Monday 22 August 2011 22:24

is it not obvious ? call the cops ? Lol

Orieo56 0

Monday 22 August 2011 22:25

Dude everyone has a bb gun, use yours... Be a dog sniper!

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