By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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thepandawh0re 2

barbed wire all around your yard, so when re dogs come their legs will get cut up im the wires

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redheadcaligurl 0

What state do you live in? Some states you can shoot people just for being on your property.

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Teegsxx 16

Shit on his doorstep every morning until he moves.

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smartman136 8

Put paintbal land mines down. Trust me. Won kill him, just make him purple amd yellow and blue. Everywhere.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Um, how about you go tell your neighbor to his face that he needs to either stop taking his dogs on your lawn, or clean the shit up himself. I suggest telling him to stop taking his dogs on your lawn though.

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1crabbygirl 10

I totally agree! The first thing this person has to do is confront. Why are people so afraid of confrontation, honestly???

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ALQ_fml 13

Put up a fence. If he does it again call the cops. That's trespassing. (It's trespassing anyway, but the fence may deter him.)

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bawlerr75 9

Yuuur neighbors an ASSHOLE!!!

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phermes1 0

Don't be a pussy. Do something about it.

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