By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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Fingers0689 0

You could quit being such a pussy and tell your neighbor to **** off

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alexFYL 11

Fence? Well, those are expensive. Pick up the poop and start putting it back in your neighbor's yard, in annoying places.... like... his mailbox.

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ksalas08 2

I would pick then up with something and put them on his lawn.

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1911_Angel 0

I have already commented on this issue but I have read a few posts saying to light a bag of poop on fire, on the doorstep of his house. This happened in the area I grew up, the house caught fire and the two teens were prosecuted for arsine. You want to resolve a problem not create another. Save yourself the legal headache and don't set any fires.

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ajlabat 3

Put up no trespassing signs. If he comes in your yard you then have the right to call the police. Also get several large cans of chyanne pepper and pour it all in your yard where they come on your property. Wwhen they start sniffing to pee they won't.

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Mach10 0

Collect the results for about 2 weeks in a large drum. Mix with equal amount of water and vegetable oil. Mix until well combined. Then rent a gas-powered pump, drop the pickup hose into the bucket, and "return" it to your neighbor. Through the mail slot.

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smashgrab 0

Best. Solution. Ever. However, don't forget to drop some in his vehicle, pool (if he has one), chimney, and slick his porch & sidewalk with it.

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evelynrodriquez 2

Then you know what you got to do.

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cherryllollo 7

id clean it up. put it in his lawn. n shit in his yard. plain n simple

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lxora 0

You deserve it for being a stupid doormat! Go knock his front door down and shit on his couch, if you don't have dogs to do it, and ask how he likes it.

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