Miscellaneous: Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then...

By lulabell - 19/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By headache - 23/02/2015 01:41 - United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By taydean - 26/05/2011 21:31 - United States

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:48

Well, on the bright side, you got his attention.

bollywood_rocks 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:06

frankie,I think she was DRIVING! read it again. Help her with what? Driving her/his car? I say YDI because you could've hit something else all in an effort to get noticed by some random "cute" guy. What if you had injured yourself or someone else in your quest to be noticed? Narcissist,much? FML is becoming a safe haven for self centered and selfish brats.

Comments

DizzyDemon0 9

Tuesday 19 May 2009 15:36

Nice job! This is why you are single.

Yeoman 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 15:49

I agree with #10, I would have laughed and laughed and laughed. DYI all the way.

ozymandias_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:20

Don't worry, you can always take a remedial driving class. Just call your local DOT and they can hook you up.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:24

Yeah, cuz all the hot girls I wanna get with are coming out of a Wendy's. Just that alone makes me laugh. This is however a pretty funny FML, two good FML's in row? Bravo moderators!

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:57

Please, don't drive again. I was hoping that you were walking until I read "steering wheel".

Lou_Briccant 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:44

hahahahaha, women drivers.

beebeeL 1

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:59

yea fyl . & lmao #37 .

cselby 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 18:28

#21 - yeah. Frosty's are legendary.

xHaniffax 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 19:08

YDI for using the word proceeded you did not "proceed to run" you ran! **** off with the word "proceeded"!!

dralven 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 19:54

First of all, what are you, 16? I just don't understand why it's totally awesome to wave at cute guys that you don't even know. They don't give a crap, they're thinking that you're crazy. Secondly, if you are such a poor driver that you were going fast enough that you hit the curb so hard that you couldn't keep your head upright and slammed it into the "steering wheel", on TOP of the fact that obviously you are incapable of driving and waving at the same, then you should not have a license.