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By lulabell - 19/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I waved at a cute guy when I was leaving Wendy's. I then ran into a curb, spilled my Frosty, and hit my head on the steering wheel. I turned around and both the cute guy and his dad were in hysterics. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By headache - 23/02/2015 01:41 - United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Lmop68 - 27/05/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML

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By taydean - 26/05/2011 21:31 - United States

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 19 May 2009 9:48

Well, on the bright side, you got his attention.

bollywood_rocks 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:06

frankie,I think she was DRIVING! read it again. Help her with what? Driving her/his car? I say YDI because you could've hit something else all in an effort to get noticed by some random "cute" guy. What if you had injured yourself or someone else in your quest to be noticed? Narcissist,much? FML is becoming a safe haven for self centered and selfish brats.

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philosopher 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:54

More proof that women can't drive. Good on you. YDI.

noshitsherlock 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:54

wow. You deserve it. FOCUS if you're not smart enough to do more than one thing at a time.

AlexZB 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:27

why does every other FML have the word hysterics in it its getting annoying

waxstigmata 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:39

to OP wilst covered in frosty you should have winked and... 24 & 41, shut the hell up, some people like to use a better vocabulary, buy a dictonary and pay attention in school instead of being ingorant.

elayney 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:58

"Hysterics" is not even the correct word to use. Stop trying to sound smart when you don't know the meaning of the words you're using. Hysterics means a state of unmanageable fear, not laughing really hard. Also, what the **** was the point of waving at him, if you're not even going to see him ever again? YDI.

wbrycem 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 0:38

50 - lol maybe you should've actually read the whole definition. Way to contradict your own post. Like you said ... "stop trying to sound smart when you don't know the meaning of the words you're using." Hysteric - 1. a wildly emotional and exaggerated reaction 2. a person suffering from hysteria. Hysteria - exaggerated or uncontrollable emotion or excitement, esp. among a group of people. Could be fear or otherwise. But you do raise a good point at the end. Chicks are like that. It's really annoying.