By I_Hate_Cars - 15/04/2009 14:10 - United States

Today, I went for a jog. I had stopped at an intersection to let a car go by. The car stopped and the driver waved me on, so I started jogging again. After a few steps, I feel a sharp pain in my side, then wake up in the hospital. The driver 'accidentally' hit the gas. FML
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To all, thanks for your concern. Don't worry, I'm fine, it was just a bad concussion when I hit the ground that knocked me out. I hope I don't disappoint anybody, but I am not going to sue. A few years in jail ought to be enough for the driver- it was a drunk. Luckily, there was a black and white across the street and got the driver in time. Again, thank you all for your concerns.

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RockstaR91 0

that sucks, I hope it wasn't a dodge..

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Broc 0

The driver stuck around for the OP to wake up, why would he sue him?

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22_fml 0

get a good f***ing lawyer and say whoops i accidently hired him and sued your ass off

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naijaboy28 0

that's wat u get 4 jogging...joggers suck

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that_guy321 2

"Today, i was driving down the street and came to a stop sign. i noticed a bee, which i am highly allergic to, in the car. i quickly swatted it out the window, but the runner at the corner thought i was waving him across. i didn't see him till it was too late and hit him and knock him out. FML."

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Lala_Land14 0

Oh my god. What kind of an ass hole would do that. Was that the last time you saw him?

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sugarspyce 0

How can a driver press the gas so hard that it would actually cause the car to move and hit you hard enough to knock you out. This does not make any sense to me. Sorry I am over analyzing! I hope you are alright. ^^

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flyfallfadeaway 0

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA!! once youre out of pain youll laugh about it. = D shit, id love if something that crazy happened to me. great story to tell! XD

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liighettoromeo_fml 0

How do you go from stop to accidentally hitting the gas? I would say this was a second driver that didnt see you. Hope ya feel better

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plzfml4real 0

When you're jogging around in like, let's say a more rural area?, the cars don't all stop exactly at the stop light. There might be some space before the crosswalk. For example, any of you living in this particular area of California, at the Kaleidoscope (this is near the Aliso Viejo Mall), you can walk over to the Aliso Viejo Mall. Of course, you have to walk over a street in the process, and there is definitely more than ten feet from the crosswalk where the cars all stop. Oh wait-I forgot this isn't at a stoplight xD. I'm not gonna erase that entire thing I just typed out, but it's just a thought that could maybe be considered? But anyways, hope you're okay, OP!

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