By I_Hate_Cars - 15/04/2009 14:10 - United States

Today, I went for a jog. I had stopped at an intersection to let a car go by. The car stopped and the driver waved me on, so I started jogging again. After a few steps, I feel a sharp pain in my side, then wake up in the hospital. The driver 'accidentally' hit the gas. FML
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To all, thanks for your concern. Don't worry, I'm fine, it was just a bad concussion when I hit the ground that knocked me out. I hope I don't disappoint anybody, but I am not going to sue. A few years in jail ought to be enough for the driver- it was a drunk. Luckily, there was a black and white across the street and got the driver in time. Again, thank you all for your concerns.

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RockstaR91 0

that sucks, I hope it wasn't a dodge..

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wowfmlife 0

#69 It really wasn't that funny...

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acertijo 0

damn :/ I feel the same as #74! :O

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Uzumaki_fml 0

You always roll into the car to offset force coming to you. Every runner knows that. YDI.

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versammlung 0

I imagine being hit by a car would induce more than 'a sharp pain in your side'...

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basketballbabee 0

That's messed up...? wtf!

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Slickus 0

How do you accidentally hit the gas after youre foot was already on the brake? I call BS on that one. time to get some money off of that!

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samus129 0

you would only feel pain for a few seconds because you go into shock. i don't know about this car but mine goes from 0-60 in around 2 seconds if i stomp the gas so even if it wasn't far u can still get some good force and some cross walks have the car a little distance away so he could have had room to get up to an ok speed because it dosnt take much to hurt someone.

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rukusrazor 0

Well, you should 'accidentally' all the way to the bank.

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