By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
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maryiah 21

At least he gave you hope.

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iazy9 14

Anything is better than my 3 inch slanger.

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Comments

flockz 19

when in the men's restroom, it is better not to have a boner.

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evilraider 5

First rule of conduct in men's bathroom: stand straight and look straight ahead

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TheBrochure 22

First Rule, Subsection 1: There must always be at least one urinal space between restroom patrons. If no urinal, given this condition, is available, one must either use the stall or wait for an available urinal.

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Joshwarrior 39

subsection 2: Except after a movie gets out.

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flockz 19

subdivision 4: or if you really need to take a piss.

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Catkam623 27

Sub division 5 if it is a two bathroom urinal it is also socially acceptable for both of you to face the corner when peeing.

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LiterOfCola 16

Maybe it's just me, but I think is pretty shameful to go pee in the stall when there's an open urinal. It makes you look like a pussy

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dinosxxrawr 22

I thought it was an unspoken rule not to look?

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expertsmilee 26

If everyone followed the rules, there would be no reason to have rules.

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cmac86 23

and talk in the bathroom. it can happen, but most of the time it doesn't.

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CrissyyyS2 22

He's talking about your "bush". It's not a forest yet.

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Joshwarrior 39

All you need is 2 inches to get the job done :P

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DDCA 24

Which would give any woman two reasons to find something bigger, I mean better along the way.

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MeowZebraMeow 7

23 - Speaking from experience, eh?

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TheDrifter 23

2 inches might do it for you, but if you had 2 more you would find brand new pussy without having to find a new woman.

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Joshwarrior 39

53 i knew that comment would come eventually, but no its not from experience haha just a biological fact (:

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tj4234 35

I thought it was an unspoken rule not to use the urinal next to someone else?

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RedPillSucks 31

Nah. You gotta stroll up there like you own the place. If there are no other empty urinals, I'm gonna use it, not go to a stall.

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michaelm1290 23

Sprinkle some Miracle Grow down there before you sleep at night...

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pastispast 7

at least he didn't hold you hostage

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LennyComa 39

Should of recited Snappy retort #17. "Don't worry someday you'll stop being a complete bellend"

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