Work: Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues...

By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 14:09 - Australia

Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML

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You deserved it 56 775

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By blind - 24/06/2009 12:11 - South Africa

Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 413

You deserved it 46 722

By hc11bmd - 19/06/2012 17:20 - United States - Bethel

Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 476

You deserved it 55 169

By Auston - 17/07/2011 05:16 - United States

Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 597

You deserved it 5 176

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By onlyolivia - 05/10/2016 14:43 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 957

You deserved it 1 354

By Jim - 11/01/2012 01:32 - Belgium

Today, I told a co-worker to "lighten up, and stop wearing black all the time, it makes you look depressed." I didn't know his father had died the week before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 320

You deserved it 41 809

Bad timing

By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 02:00

Today, on the first occasion I've seen my boss since her brief leave, I brought up how I got to hear all our customers' heartwarming plans for their moms on Mother's Day. Her mother just died. That's why she was on leave. FML

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You deserved it 271

By um - 08/02/2011 00:54

Today, I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy birthday on my behalf, as I overheard him saying it was today. Turns out she committed suicide three years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 538

You deserved it 8 000

Whiter shade of pale

By pinecones - 02/02/2015 14:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 717

You deserved it 14 860

By You Are My Sunshine - 24/02/2014 04:18 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, a guy from work that I barely know gave me sunflowers for my birthday. He told me, "You mentioned they were your favorite." I mentioned it to my family at home a few days ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 207

You deserved it 4 568

Good

By fistpumpin4life - 10/10/2010 00:51 - France

Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 594

You deserved it 33 421

darkkefka 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:09

More like F you for making assumptions.

necromancerlord 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:10

Nothing says party like black tulips and red roses.

Comments

mcdsman 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:17

OMg wats wrong with u! YDI.

BigCityDreams16 1

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:18

i feel really bad for favoriting this but i couldnt resist.

yungmoolahbaby 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:18

smooth move, ex-lax.

spiffles 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:18

Yet another fine example of why make assumptions really makes you look like an idiot. Good job!

BigCityDreams16 1

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:20

i feel really bad for favoriting this but i couldnt resist.

CountDuk 5

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:21

Wow all u people who say he deserved it: you are such idiots. If somebody had a balloon on their desk, you would assume it's their birthday. However he didn't ask so that's what makes him stupid. People make assumptions though and you might have done the same thing so go hide in a hole and **** yourself.

la6437 0

Monday 27 February 2012 12:15

Flowers, not balloons.

mattiga 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:23

R u mentally sane, I mean come on the first thing I think of when flowers got to me I started crying

DareToDream7 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 21:39

are you mentally retarded? go jump off a cliff jackass, the OP didn't deserve it. EVERYONE here would have made the same assumption, so don't go acting like you could have predicted that. dumbass.