Love: Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and...

By sandyhome - 11/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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Karaoke Dinner Disaster

By Jonathan Park - 05/03/2020 09:06 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML

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Impressive!

By ol faithful - 03/09/2011 09:24 - Canada

Today, I was at the bar with a date. My date made a joke about me being a slow drinker, so I tried to impress her by chugging the rest of my glass. She was impressed with how fast I chugged my beer, until it came back up. FML

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By shwasted - 22/02/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML

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By pistonsunshine - 10/10/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I took a girl out I've been seeing for two months on our first real date. I had saved all my money for the week for this. I took her to a beautiful restaurant uptown. She got hammered, hit me and screamed that I would never be as good as "Marshall." FML

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He's a keeper

By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 15:00

Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML

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By Chaznuts - 08/09/2009 06:22 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML

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Third wheel of the third wheel

By jon - 26/02/2024 00:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 11 April 2011 19:02

Anyone who says "threesome" is an idiot. There, I said it.

ramboman19 8

Monday 11 April 2011 19:02

that must've sucked. :/

Comments

Mitcha857 0

Monday 11 April 2011 20:16

I bet the boyfriend was pretty pissed off lol hopefully you didnt pay for everything like a fool

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 11 April 2011 20:22

She doesn't sound like a "girl" to me.

cuddleme 0

Monday 11 April 2011 20:23

wow u need to stay with dat girl

cuddleme 0

Monday 11 April 2011 20:23

wow u need to stay with dat girl

leethewrestler 0

Monday 11 April 2011 20:32

so did ya snag her number for a second 'date'? she sounds like a good time

bribri360 0

Monday 11 April 2011 20:42

damn that's a winner >.>

nancita 0

Monday 11 April 2011 20:46

sorry but this is to funny...!

scottishandrew1 0

Monday 11 April 2011 20:47

that's impressive !!

mandypandypants 4

Monday 11 April 2011 20:47

Sounds like my kind of night. Maybe if you gave her more beer you could have banged her.

houstontxmex 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 6:37

wanna go out for drinks...?

slickrasta 1

Monday 11 April 2011 20:50

You sure know how to pick em!

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