Masks and Love: Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade.... - FML

By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By KDH - 26/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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By severedface - 22/05/2011 05:35 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML

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Top comments

Luckster 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:10

Inner beauty apparently doesn't exist anymore. Every man absolutely MUST have a supermodel girlfriend.

Ruminati 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:13

I... I'm so terribly sorry. He probably wouldn't have been worth it though, don't fret too much! I'm sure you're beautiful, he just failed to see that.

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Belarr 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:16

Date less attractive men, then they wont see you as a walking bag of ugly :3

sarcasMystic 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:16

well... are you a dude?

manslayerbob 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:16

lmao that sucks.

lovelyred 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:16

errr.. avoid masks at all times? and obviously he's very shallow so you wouldn't have wanted to end up with him anyways.

wezywei 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:17

lmaoooo # 11 walking bag if ugly XDDD

Belarr 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:18

Seriously, I hear women bitch about it all the time, but if it turned out the guy was ugly, 99% chance she would do the same.

Belarr 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:21

Forgot to mention: "Got to love that double standard".

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:01

Belarr might be right. Women tend to be much more critical of appearance than men in general. I don't know about leaving mid-date though. That was a bit harsh.

yourlifesfucked 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:18

( the guy) WHATDYA MEAN ur not really a playboy bunny?!

Kurai_tenshi 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:18

YDI for being ugly... I'm sorry, that was mean. :( FYL

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:40

@18 Remember folks, unless the avi has the official Triforce insignia, it's an imposter! (also the name won't match up, LOL) I love you, #18 xD

yourlifesfucked 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:06

for hyruuuuuuuuule! (kills the imposter)

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:14

@70 *tosses you a steak* I ran out of cookies so I beg this will do.

furismurder 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:19

Ydi for having the sex appeal of a mongoose.

wezywei 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:19

how do i add a pic to my FML account ???

saranottelling 7

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:21

At least he wasn't a woman with "his" mask off. ...Unless, you're into that kind of thing.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:48

What are you implying, Sarah? :O

saranottelling 7

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:55

I didn't think about that when I wrote the comment, but now that you brought it up... Just Joking.

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