Masks and Love: Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade.... - FML

By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By KDH - 26/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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By severedface - 22/05/2011 05:35 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML

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Luckster 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:10

Inner beauty apparently doesn't exist anymore. Every man absolutely MUST have a supermodel girlfriend.

Ruminati 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:13

I... I'm so terribly sorry. He probably wouldn't have been worth it though, don't fret too much! I'm sure you're beautiful, he just failed to see that.

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GreenTroll 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:52

rofl copter! 0mg ydi fer bing fugllie! If he’s judging your looks you shouldn’t be sad. You should be happy that jerk left.

GreenTroll 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:54

Annnndddddd Don’t cover your face up.

jessiii_xo 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:57

BUTTERFACE!!

Sinisin2010 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:00

She was HFFA and upon further inspection when the mask was removed it was confirmed.

Janah_the_ENP 0

Monday 8 March 2010 6:50

YDI for not seeing each other without masks on sometime BEFORE agreeing to go out.

astro_plastic 0

Monday 8 March 2010 8:31

Shank him at once.

delaney16 0

Monday 8 March 2010 13:42

# 75 is right!! she can't help her looks. I could call u guys sooo much but I am Christian

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:47

Good Idea — Going to a Masquerade Party (if that's what floats your boat anyway) Bad Idea — Setting up a Date While at a Masquerade Party It's not like it shouldn't be obvious. Promoting "yourself" when you're not in a position to reveal who you really are isn't the brightest idea... unless, that is, you're a spy or something....

mzhonesty 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 14:17

I miss that show so much. I need to buy it on DVD.

Brittanysway420 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 19:54

YDI, for disguising yourself, although that is not cool! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! Find someone that can see your beauty, even if it is not necessarily on the outside.

mugiwara_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:15

Thank god he did'nt got a heart attack ! :o)

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