Masks and Love: Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade.... - FML

By workinggirl - 07/03/2010 17:38 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By crapcrapcrap - 14/03/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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Classic

By KDH - 26/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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By severedface - 22/05/2011 05:35 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML

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Top comments

Luckster 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:10

Inner beauty apparently doesn't exist anymore. Every man absolutely MUST have a supermodel girlfriend.

Ruminati 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:13

I... I'm so terribly sorry. He probably wouldn't have been worth it though, don't fret too much! I'm sure you're beautiful, he just failed to see that.

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KurouTenshi 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:46

He obviously preferred your Poker Face.

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 8 March 2010 0:53

ignore 62 and this post xD damn iPhone...LOL

Elissaa_fml 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:18

YDI for not revealing your ugliness to the guy before going on a date with him

fsxman1 11

Monday 8 March 2010 1:19

u must be ugly lol

littlebri317 3

Monday 8 March 2010 1:54

I have to say to all you people have no right judging this woman... Are you even sure of what she looks like..... Shame on you... All I have to say is if the guy really was so wanting a woman for her looks I guess he doesn't need you because beauty is on the inside not the outside.... Always remember you don't need someone who will only love you for looks you need someone who will love you for you :) Good Luck you will find the right guy soon but don't look to hard

InCaged_Insanity 0

Monday 8 March 2010 8:18

Yeah, maybe the guy just had the wicked ***** and didn't want to soil themselves in front of their date?? Or OP could look like Rosie o Donald....

beer01 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:59

Its Halloween!!! 

Tranceluvr69 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:11

I swear some of the peoples profile pics on this site are of them wearing masks.

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:01

Yea, but I actually like wearing them. I find them enteresting. 

ToxicKittieh 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:22

YDI for going to a masqueradre. **waits for auto correct

Quest_ 13

Monday 8 March 2010 2:37

Are you Brian Peppers?

delaney16 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:41

ouch

dsegui4 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:44

u need a makeover.. not a suggestion it's a fact

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