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By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

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By shescomfortablynumb - 05/06/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML

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Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 22:00

Today, I got turned down by the person who has been wanting to date me for five months. FML

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Wednesday 25 July 2012 19:00

Make sure you read the fine print.

ApologyKick 25

Wednesday 25 July 2012 19:01

That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

Comments

Dcm210 19

Wednesday 25 July 2012 23:25

make a contract of your own.

vanillakisses 1

Wednesday 25 July 2012 23:35

He must have read 50 shades of grey recently. ;)

skittlesmeep 4

Wednesday 25 July 2012 23:36

Read the small print? lol

nela25 23

Wednesday 25 July 2012 23:38

That means if you split up you're breaking a contract.

Santa_Claauz 0

Wednesday 25 July 2012 23:44

I wonder what it said.........

nbr12345 0

Wednesday 25 July 2012 23:45

Sheldon Cooper is your man!

Token780 3

Thursday 26 July 2012 0:05

Well did you sign?

scooter50 12

Thursday 26 July 2012 0:17

it can't be worse than a marriage contract those things don't count these days either

swagtasticashton 0

Thursday 26 July 2012 0:24

aww he sounds like the coolest guy ever! more like MLIA.

CharliesCool2084 8

Thursday 26 July 2012 0:29

Maybe it was just for a laugh.

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