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Hahaha! He sounds funny!
I'm guessing he's a fan of The Big Bang Theory.
I love Sheldon Cooper :)
50 shades..
That's funny as hell. For you to think this is an FML shows your lack of humor. YDI.
Christian Grey? (;
Christian Grey? (;
Okay, I don't think it's cute at all. FFS they are just dating. If they moved in together, then i could see a contract being something to benefit the both of them, but this contract sounds one sided to me. I would however like to see a copy of this contract.
What a creep.
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Make sure you read the fine print.
That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.