By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

Make sure you read the fine print.

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ApologyKick 25

That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

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eboy111 2

Sounds like Sheldon cooper from the big bang theory!

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scottybhoymad 0

Congratulations your going out with sheldon cooper

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natalee_boutte 1

Oh, he just wanted you for his own personal 50 shades. Calm down. ;)

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dramakween515 5

Someone read fifty shades of grey a few times. That's straight from the book

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AphyTheBronette 15

That's so... Fifty shades. Make sure to read the fine print I hear butt plugs are involved.

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