By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

Make sure you read the fine print.

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ApologyKick 25

That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

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AnEvilLemon 9

Either Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory or it could be Vork from The Guild.

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feranmi101 0

Am I a bad person for finding this kinda cute I mean it's weird but if he was playing I would laugh and probably fall a little for him

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soccerluver315 14

OH my god... It's Sheldon Cooper's relationship agreement. ;)

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perdix 29

You should bring it to your lawyer for him to review and make counter-proposals to any terms that are currently unfavorable to you. Surely, you are entitled to reasonable chick flickage and a zero-tolerance policy against leaving the toilet seat up.

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navymansgirl 7

I guess he read fifty shades of grey and thinks every girls wants that lol

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duy0304 1

he likes you in a special way.

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