By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

Make sure you read the fine print.

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ApologyKick 25

That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

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brookemurray17 5

Talk about a 2 year contract

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wait, Christian Grey did that in the book? That's one thing I haven't heard he's done...geez. OP, I hope you didn't sign it...

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wait, Christian Grey did that in the book? That's one thing I haven't heard he's done...geez. OP, I hope you didn't sign it...

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princessshorty 1

I was literally thinking 50 shades lol And was also surprised by the lack of mentions people wrote ahaha

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ShadowPeo 11

Are surprised, I mean really these days people with assets need to protect themselves, otherwise they can get taken to the cleaners, cannot blame him, it is however a sad inditement on the state of the law these days where something as simple as becoming a couple means people have to protect themselves

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kitsune3 20

...Are you retarded? This has nothing to do with "assets." This is a human being trying to force another human being to sign a contract which would basically lock her into the relationship with him. That's tantamount to him expecting her to marry him on the spot. We're talking about people here, not money and possessions.

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mycatsarecrazy 5

Was it Sheldon..?

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hateevryone 14

Nothing is official without a contract.

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