By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

Make sure you read the fine print.

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ApologyKick 25

That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

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cc88 3

He might have read 50 shades of grey a bit too much..

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acn16 4

Awkward! Hopefully he was cute

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PurtayKittay 10

Make sure you read it. South Park showed me why. O.O

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dan135 5

Haha, sounds like something sheldon from big bang would do.

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MuseFan1991 14

im gona be nice and suggest that he couldnt believe his luck :) like Will in the inbetweeners movie

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blink_kid 32

Just make sure there's nothing about whips or butt plugs in there.

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