Miscellaneous: Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants...

By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 16:29 - United States - Cass Lake

Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

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By Interview tragedy - 17/12/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML

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By Carebeareatu - 13/03/2020 15:00

Today, my friends gave me a complete makeover, which included clothes from their wardrobe, to prepare me for an upcoming job interview. I was then declined the position, because apparently, I "looked too wealthy" to need the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 11:00 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper "no fat chicks." FML

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By caltech - 10/10/2012 04:15 - United States - San Jose

Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2021 14:00

Today, I had an interview to be a waitress. Afterwards, I had food in the restaurant, which is where I overheard my interviewer tell the manager he wasn’t going to bother hiring “that girl I just interviewed” because "her face is nasty and she’ll put the customers off their food." FML

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By parker1993 - 03/02/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML

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By HellaBomber91 - 11/02/2010 20:15 - United States

Today, I went in to a job interview with 6 other girls my age. I tried to sit down on a chair exactly like the ones every other girl was sitting on. Then, one of the interviewers offered to get me a more "sturdy" chair. For the entire interview, I got to sit in the "fat girl chair". FML

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Read other books, FFS

By Anonymous - 20/07/2012 20:26 - Netherlands - Delft

Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML

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Stupidstupidrat 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:05

Assumption, the mother of all **** ups. Get some self-esteem, stat.

blue8795 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:05

Guess you won't be considered in the future then, will you?

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Nickha0 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 6:13

God, this is what I hate about women. Some idiot woman yelled at me for staring at her yesterday, when I was looking around a crowded mall for my little brother. I was looking at her for maybe 3 seconds. Women always overreact to everything.

honeydoodles 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 6:43

Yes, there are jobs which require a car. However, a person without a car would most likely be applying for a job for which a car is not necessary, considering that if he or she got a job requiring a car, this would present him or her with a significant problem.

EveryDayJackAss 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:13

whats with people and their assumptions lately? i mean i've read a lot of FML's and a lot were fked over by the fact they assume shit before they do shit.....*sigh*

star_ver 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 8:32

TL;DR... Dude, nobody ******* cares. Shut the hell up.

Tubasaurus 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 9:06

Plenty of towns have sub-par public transportation.

freudianego 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:38

******* feminists

badaboom_fml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:20

@ 127 yeahhh, cause you apparently dont care at all....

jaybirdka 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 2:21

way to make an ass out of yourself before getting all the facts first, you fat bitch.

penny69 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 3:22

you really should not assume that's why she got the job. I consider myself prettier than most :) but I like to think that I have moved up in my job because I am good at what I do, not because I'm HOT. Just because someone is pretty doesn't mean they don't have the qualifications. YDI to the fullest, yo

mishel 0

Friday 31 July 2009 10:07

"like to think" ...

Peacelover99 0

Friday 31 July 2009 11:03

Wow, consider you don't have a car before you start yelling at the job interviewer person lol. But he could have also been telling her that "She won't be getting the job" or doing individual interviews. THINK first.