Health: Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy...

By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 00:53 - United States - Wahiawa

Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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By icarlypoop - 11/04/2020 23:00

Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By Sacho - 24/10/2019 20:00

Today, 4 miles into a mountain hike with my crush, I suddenly felt a stomach pain, followed by the urge for explosive diarrhea. I had to stand still with my butt clenched to prevent shitting myself. There were no nearby bathrooms, and I didn't have any toilet paper. It was messy. She'll never see me the same. FML

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By djteller - 25/04/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2024 09:00 - Canada

Today, I joined my crush for their workout class. I didn’t realize it was an advanced class. Ten minutes in, I was gasping for air, bright red, and drenched in sweat. The instructor had to stop and ask if I needed a paramedic. My crush offered me a cup of water along with a look of deep concern. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By crazystar69 - 09/03/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML

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Thursday 17 January 2013 9:13

Well at least you weren't complaining all the time.

cswens25 8

Thursday 17 January 2013 9:15

Better in front of her then on her

Comments

SmittyJA24 26

Thursday 17 January 2013 15:40

Double fail: guys do not "crush". That's something high school girls do. Puking douche bag.

Atchoo 8

Thursday 17 January 2013 16:21

Who said OP was a guy?

docscientist 9

Thursday 17 January 2013 17:26

op said the girl is his crush, not that he was crushing on her.

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 18 January 2013 11:51

You just insulted the OP for no reason whatsoever, you knapsack of fluorescent lemon-scented dildoes.

kierabehr 8

Thursday 17 January 2013 15:43

Don't worry, I'm sure she felt bad for you :)

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 17 January 2013 15:57

Well, at least you weren't *complaining* that you were going to puke.

sicmind 1

Thursday 17 January 2013 20:31

Try not to eat so much before you go running. Eat very light and drink water. You could also see if small dose of anti-nausea medicine before you run. Give it at least 20 minutes to digest. That way you have a chance of not puking in front of her. or... Step up your running without her so that you've got a better resistence when you go with her again. You could also compliment her on her resilience of running and that you hope to achieve that kind of resilience some day.

EsOSiQueEs 14

Thursday 17 January 2013 23:59

It doesn't always have to do with the food you've eaten before you run. If you're running really hard it means you body is taking away oxygen and blood from nonessential functions and your muscles are releasing lactic acid. The stomach is lacking oxygen and the lactic acid builds up, and when you stop or slow down, your stomach tries relaxing, becomes weakened, and you have no control over it. So, basically, you could have not much of anything but you could still throw up some of the lactic acids that have built up.

Deviant_fml 5

Thursday 17 January 2013 21:08

lol, I remember sprinting up hills over and over for hockey training. People would puke and keep on running and you had to just hope you weren't behind them.