By anonpbc - 28/01/2015 13:51 - United States - Salina

Today, I went on my first date in over 4 years with a smoking hot guy. The big event was a trip to Target. I work at Target. He took me to my workplace for our date. And they say romance is dead. FML
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anonpbc tells us more.

anonpbc 20

OP here. To clarify for the haters, I do know what a date is supposed to be, I'm not an idiot. We had been planning to meet up for weeks. The date was lame, hence why I posted to FML. But it was definitely intended as a real date, accompanied by dinner and shopping a few other stores. No errands were ran, No groceries or Tp was purchased. I visited a few coworkers & he picked up a few electronics items. and no I didn't buy it or use my employee discount. It was my day off & he knew it was my workplace.

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DrMario_ 16

He used you for your discount.

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pedinhuh 23

Talk about a nice first impression, OP. FYL

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Rkikkas9713 25

Maybe for your second date he will take you somewhere fancy, like walmart.

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Kifly95 4

You can tell OP is one of those picky ass shallow girls.

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Rkikkas9713 25

You can tell #69 is one of those annoying kids who insults everyone.

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confushon 12

Suck his dick in the store somewhere so he wants more dates with you:)

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Whoop_whoop 17

wow at least he did not take you to an unformiliar place..... ha ha ha imagine what he would do to pop the question

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anonpbc 20

OP here. To clarify for the haters, I do know what a date is supposed to be, I'm not an idiot. We had been planning to meet up for weeks. The date was lame, hence why I posted to FML. But it was definitely intended as a real date, accompanied by dinner and shopping a few other stores. No errands were ran, No groceries or Tp was purchased. I visited a few coworkers & he picked up a few electronics items. and no I didn't buy it or use my employee discount. It was my day off & he knew it was my workplace.

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Zebediabolical 39

I'm curious. If you're planning on going shopping at other stores as well, then what's the big deal that he took you to Target also?

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AninOnin 24

Better question: Did you enjoy the date?

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Kitty_Kat44 31

well she said the date was lame..so probably didn't enjoy it.

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blackunicorntear 8

haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate... shake it off

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anonpbc 20

Op here, so to follow up the follow up, we went on 7 dates after this terrible one, but then parted ways. which is definitely for the best. he was a real catch...

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TheLynx_fml 20

I will never understand why this comment is down voted

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tediruxe 13

probably hoped fie your employee discount

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Countryboy1996 18

Suggestion: try not putting so much importance on looks. You might meet someone who knows how to treat a lady.. But he might not look like ryan gosling.

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