By anonpbc - 28/01/2015 13:51 - United States - Salina

Today, I went on my first date in over 4 years with a smoking hot guy. The big event was a trip to Target. I work at Target. He took me to my workplace for our date. And they say romance is dead. FML
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anonpbc 20

OP here. To clarify for the haters, I do know what a date is supposed to be, I'm not an idiot. We had been planning to meet up for weeks. The date was lame, hence why I posted to FML. But it was definitely intended as a real date, accompanied by dinner and shopping a few other stores. No errands were ran, No groceries or Tp was purchased. I visited a few coworkers & he picked up a few electronics items. and no I didn't buy it or use my employee discount. It was my day off & he knew it was my workplace.

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DrMario_ 16

He used you for your discount.

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mr_aaaaaaaa 12

-_-really? A date at target?....hmm at least he is hot?

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Dillyduzit 23

You're very superficial.

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starile 19

12 is pointing out the only silver lining evident in the post. Let her focus on the positives without your Haterade.

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theKevmeister 13

be honest OP, depending on what part of Kansas, that might have been the most fun thing he could think of

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lostlover89 31

lol I'm in Kansas and I can verify that Kansas is incredibly boring, especially out west where Salina is. Now if it were anywhere near Kansas City, a Target date would seem ridiculous as there is Westport, Power & Light District, etc.

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Manosapo 18

First dates are the ones you will always remember

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jkp1291 25

Did you get a discounted gift from this new suitor?

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patrickalamo 47

He is after you for the employee discount.

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Zebediabolical 39

It would be a great date in Canada, since Target Canada is bankrupt and closing all it's stores. What better way to say 'I DIG YOU' than goint to an 80% off sale!

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Darkness_Hate 29

That's pretty bad but it could have been Mc Donald's..

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mattrd_fml 31

at least he's smoking hott. hopefully your next date is better op!

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Dillyduzit 23

Don't be superficial. Looks aren't everything.

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ProfessorMctitie 20

You posted this twice #28 on different comments, we get it he needs a spanking

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afallingstar 22

Target (said with fancy French accent)...how romantic.

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